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Terms of Service

Last Updated: June 29, 2026

Welcome to pastorhank.com (“the Site”). This website is owned and operated by Pastor Hank LLC (“we,” “our,” or “us”), an Ohio Limited Liability Company. By accessing or using our Site, subscribing to our membership tiers, or purchasing products, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use our Site.

1. Description of Service

pastorhank.com provides blog content, commentary, and community resources. The Site may offer subscription-based membership tiers granting access to premium content, discussion spaces, or digital goods, as well as an e-commerce platform for purchasing products.

2. Eligibility and Account Registration

  • Age Requirement: You must be at least 18 years of age to purchase a subscription or product from this Site.

  • Account Security: To access certain membership features, you may be required to register for an account. You agree to provide accurate, current, and complete information. You are entirely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account password and login details, and for all activities that occur under your account.

3. Subscriptions, Fees, and Recurring Billing

  • Membership Tiers: We offer tiered membership subscriptions. The specific features, access levels, and pricing for each tier will be detailed on the subscription sign-up page.

  • Recurring Payments: By signing up for a paid subscription, you authorize us (via our third-party payment processors) to charge your designated payment method a recurring subscription fee on a monthly or annual basis, depending on your selected plan.

  • Price Changes: We reserve the right to adjust subscription pricing at any time. Any price changes will be communicated to you in advance and will apply to your next billing cycle.

  • Cancellations and Refunds: You can cancel your subscription at any time through your account settings. Upon cancellation, you will continue to have access to premium features until the end of your current billing period. Unless otherwise stated, all fees are non-refundable.

4. E-Commerce and Product Purchases (If Applicable)

  • Pricing and Availability: All prices for products or merchandise are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue any product at any time.

  • Order Acceptance: We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for any reason, including product availability, errors in product or pricing information, or suspected fraudulent activity.

5. Intellectual Property Rights

All content published on pastorhank.com—including articles, essays, graphics, logos, videos, and premium membership materials—is the property of pastorhank.com and is protected by copyright and intellectual property laws.

  • You are granted a limited, personal, non-exclusive license to view and read the content.

  • You may not redistribute, republish, sell, or commercially exploit any content, especially premium membership content, without explicit written permission.

6. User Conduct and Community Guidelines

If you participate in membership forums, comments, or community spaces on the Site, you agree to behave respectfully. You are strictly prohibited from:

  • Posting defamatory, abusive, harassing, or discriminatory content.

  • Sharing or leaking exclusive content from paid membership tiers to non-paying users or external platforms.

  • Using the site to transmit spam, malware, or unauthorized advertising.

We reserve the right to moderate, delete user comments, and terminate accounts or memberships immediately, without a refund, for violations of these conduct rules.

7. Third-Party Links and Services

Our Site utilizes third-party services to handle critical functions, such as payment processing (e.g., Stripe, PayPal) and subscription management. We do not control these third parties and are not responsible for their service availability or policies.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

This Site and its contents are provided on an “as-is” and “as-available” basis for informational and educational purposes. We make no warranties, express or implied, regarding the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content or that the Site will remain completely error-free or uninterrupted.

9. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Pastor Hank LLC, its officers, directors, employees, agents, or owners shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages. This includes, without limitation, loss of profits, data, goodwill, or other intangible losses resulting from:

  • Your access to, use of, or inability to access or use the Site;
  • Any conduct or content of any third party on the Site;
  • Any content obtained from the Site (including both free blog posts and premium tiered membership materials); and
  • Unauthorized access, use, or alteration of your transmissions or content, whether based on warranty, contract, tort (including negligence), or any other legal theory, even if Pastor Hank LLC has been informed of the possibility of such damage.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Ohio, United States, without regard to its conflict of law principles.

11. Changes to These Terms

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time to reflect updates to our services or changes in the law. We will notify you of any material changes by posting the new Terms on this page and updating the “Last Updated” date.

12. Contact Us

If you have any questions regarding these Terms, please contact us at:

  • Email: info@pastorhank.com